LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Bryan has an old Halloween soul, He lives in a furnace with hot coal, When it becomes Halloween, Bryan goes out to be seen, Scaring trick-or...

We had wicked lizards and crazed witches, dancing, when the harvest, got mooned, It's the year end event, when the fall colors,  the for...

In my public hanging, I was gallows, displayed, Fortuitous, I had a knife with a sharp blade, With death, I could not coupe, So, I cut my ne...

I had the biggest turkey in the village, So big, that they raised higher, my tax millage, But, on turkey cook day, The big turkey got away, ...

After Halloween, my Halloween, cut pumpkin made me cry, I was emotionally trashed, as I watched him rot and die, So I fed him to the yard bi...

I rolled up my very long sleeves, When I went out to rake some leaves, Raked up under a pine, A down electric line, At my funeral, the wife ...

I spied a bearded iris in a sea of white snow, I couldn't imagine what made that lovely iris grow, The cold made me sneeze, hack and cou...

I bought twenty-six pounds of candy bars for my Halloween, I'm not sharing any of them, because I'm greedy and mean, I am no silly f...

Siblings Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, decided to go to school, Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, didn't like those adults chosen to rule, Yet, th...

My summer came to a fast crashing end, I was caught in a tornado, and its rapid spin wind, I was picked up in the air, Pigs flew everywhere,...

I was given a key for the front and the back, But there's no doors, or doorknobs, on my lean-to shack, There's a hanging blanket fro...

I fell off a cliff and broke many a good bone, Didn't hurt while I fell, that changed when I hit stone, My mind conjured a thread, With ...

Such dreaded heat I can't remember, I'm using air conditioning in late September, But soon, ho, ho, ho, We'll be covered w...

My woods is dying, My eyes are crying, Winter's here, Warm days are dear, And snowflakes will be flying.

On every Halloween, Most ghosts get really mean, They want only candy, not hugs They behave like real thugs, And vampires, they're a wor...

When I blow snow, Away it will go, I might be paid doe, To buy a me a hoe, For the garden, you know, To keep the weeds low, To make pickles ...

I don't like fall a lot, My garden has gone to pot, The trees have lost every leaf, From the cold there's no relief, Fall means ...

On this chilled, frosty morning my red car has turned white, My bright, beautiful garden has died overnight, I look on with despair, Then, d...

In Michigan you don't get much fall, Fall is hardly a season at all, Fall is just a small splinter, Between summer and winter, And, ...

In Michigan you don't get much fall, Fall is hardly a season at all, Fall is just a small splinter, Between summer and winter, And, ...