LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My dinosaur was accused of eating the neighbor's apple pie, But, my dinosaur is a carnivore, and eating fruit ain't fly, Now my dino...

I have a dire wolf, and he bit off my long nose, It's a good thing I'm a troll, for now a new one grows, The dire wolf grew whimper,...

I journeyed deep into the swamp to the parts unknown, I found food for dinner, for there was plenty of bone, But what walks upright there? A...

I had a big pet dinosaur, and he loved my homemade scones, He would eat them by the thousands, and made loud lip smacking tones, One day whe...

I played with genes; I'd splice and I'd splex Until I created a rhinosaurus rex, It had sharp teeth and big horn, It kissed cows and...