LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was halfway to Mars, when I ran out of space gas, I don't have a way to slow down, so Mars, I will pass, I'll fly to uncharted zon...

To give them the ability to travel through space, I re-engineered the creatures, called the "human race", They need little oxygen ...

When cast upon me, is a tigers eye, He be thinking, onion ring, or French fry, And, what of my meat? What parts should he eat? He's drea...

I climbed up a sand dune mountain, too early in the spring, My bare feet went numb, and my bare fingers, ached with a sting, A T and shorts,...

I am so stuck on this planet, earth, Been stuck here since my mother gave birth, It is:  on earth born, on earth bury, Yet, I feel interplan...

Carter got a degree in rockets, so he could sail them into the sky, Carter used only dynamite for fuel, and it propelled the pieces, high, C...

We once built a space rocket, it was shaped like a shoe, Didn't look aerodynamic, but it fly, flown and flew, We burned it straight to M...

Mars, the dead red planet, is real dusty, It makes my white spaceship, look all rusty, Mars is far and away, A place I will not stay, I'...

I accepted a mission, to sail all the way to the moon, I postulated I could get there, with a hot air balloon, Like missions of the past, My...

My big brother was vaporized, out in space, He went calling there, upon an alien race, There was a picture pattern, Way out on planet Saturn...

My big spaceship; it went boom, Some said it was my financial doom, But I got all the money, From my government honey, Politicians, I know h...

I launched a big, big spacecraft, and it blew up in the sky, I lost a billion dollars, the people below the ship, only die, Lucky I got a su...