LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

We once built a space rocket, it was shaped like a shoe, Didn't look aerodynamic, but it fly, flown and flew, We burned it straight to M...

Mars, the dead red planet, is real dusty, It makes my white spaceship, look all rusty, Mars is far and away, A place I will not stay, I'...

Jimmy had a grand total of 35 toes, A local celebrity, who everyone knows, Each year he gets a parade, And all his toes are displayed, He br...

Cyrus was the master of training productive pigs, Cyrus trained pigs to replace people, driving big rigs, Cyrus made enough money, To marry ...