LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Dolph, the sleigh bell, Santa reindeer, had a big, shiny tail, You could see him flying through snowstorms, and rainstorms with hail, On coc...

The bears threw a New Year's party, but Bob was not invited, Last time he got stinking drunk, and the toilet, he blighted, After those p...

Santa's sleigh was made of hydrogen, which put the sleigh in flight, Santa's reindeer were gas balloons, that helped Santa's sle...