LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I use to buy goldfish, and set them free in the bay, All was just completely fine, until one sunny day, I was fishing for big perch, Behind ...

The oceans all boiled away, Where they went no one can say, A world that's hotter,  Without any water, Is a place I'm not going to s...

Buddy got a bad, bad itch, From wading in a runoff ditch, I hate to much dwell, On Buddy's chemical smell, But it made his eyes go twitc...