LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It's a Saturday night out for my old Uncle Lee, He can kick up his heels, for a small price, nearly free, There's  cards, darts, bin...

The hometown band was marching extremely, way crazy fast, Their scheduled halftime show, would surly, not properly last, The drum major slow...

I was known as a famous popcorn actor, and they called me Butter, I was never given any lines, because I had a bad stutter, My face was real...

I had so many downloads from the app downloading store, I had to delete my old favs, before downloading more, I deleted my app for Pong, Spa...

I went to the city theatre, which was located downtown, They wouldn't let me in, so I called the manager a bad noun, Although I have no ...

I sleep best at night if I have some beer, and am very well fed, Then I watch tv shows full of zombies, known as the undead, I say night, ni...

My kids didn't respect me, because their learning went too far, So, I banned them from the internet, and bought them a VCR, All their bo...