LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Claudius the clown, was a very, very stupid man, He could not learn to tie his shoes, nor open a Spam can, It was said, Claudius the clown, ...

There once was an old man,  most called him a Vern, He worked in TV as an aging intern, His promotions were slow, And real pay was a "N...