LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

To see how the candidates rate,👀 I stayed up to watch them debate,🍺 But I got really tired,😴 And my wait time expired,🚽 A snooze was my ...

On election day, I got no votes, They didn't register, when tabulating the totes, So I'll swallow my pride, Go somewhere and hide, A...

I'm running for sheriff and I think I already lost, I got arrested seven times and I'm sure that'll cost, As an accountant I get...

I lost my election to be mayor of the vill, If I hadn't voted my vote total would be nill, Now, I've known my family all my life...

An election is like questioning Trick or Treat, Maybe none of the candy is fit to eat, And, no matter which kind you pick, Chances are...