LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I won a set of new screwdrivers at the bingo hall, I was so excited, when I got that last number call, My porch has a loose board, Now if a ...

A robot stole my packed, full grocery cart; it was full of bananas, I was taking them to the nursing home, to feed the grandpas and nanas, F...

I dream of eating a whole stick of rich butter, Once I can afford to move, from this pee gutter, But, there's no jobs about, For this ge...

Today, old Dixie died of a heart attack, within her mobile home, She forever sleeps in oblivion, and her mind don't have to roam, Dixie ...

Trina went outside, and stood in the sub-zero snowstorm, Trina wouldn't stay inside, because she said it was too warm, Trina forgot she ...

Poor, old Uncle Joe could never find romance, Joe became an expatriate, to South France, All the day long, He'd hum his song, At night t...