LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

All Billy can afford is noodles, rice and beans, He has to pick some boogers, if he wants some greens, Billy went to the great food store, H...

The place where I live, we have little income means, That is why we live on rice, beetle bugs and beans, I eat a few teaspoons of food, I...

I went to Canada to buy a green curtain, for my bathroom shower, A Canadian shower curtain, shows I have a real super power, For I fill a gr...

The price of hair spray has gone up, up, up, I'll soon have to choose between my hair spray or sup, I private teach music horns, My low ...