LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The Overton Window has moved abruptly, once again, People accept the potted roadkill, I sell in a tin, My marketing was perfect, right, Peop...

Suddenly, our Christmas dinner is looking quite bleak this year, We can't afford our eggnog, or even ice cream and root beer, There is n...

I cannot afford Halloween candy, I for sure,  can't afford Christmas brandy, Thanksgiving?  I won't eat, Can't afford bread or m...

I drove over to the big box grocery store, and what's up? I can't afford a meager breakfast, lite lunch, or simple sup, I'll lay...

I went to Canada to buy a green curtain, for my bathroom shower, A Canadian shower curtain, shows I have a real super power, For I fill a gr...

There were three ships come sinking; they were sinking on Christmas Day, There were three ships come sinking, pulled down by monsters in the...

I bought an  expensive piece of lake frontage land, A million dollar mortgage, I signed with my hand, I live barely week to week, Higher wag...

The pandemic took me from riches to rags I was cran-coloring pictures on crayon colored on bags, And, my love ran off with some bloke, Took ...

I went to the grocer but his prices were high, I said with my small budget those prices wouldn't fly, The grocer said, "my costs ...

I'm waiting for my trickle-down raise, Although, my boss says a raise would be out of phase, For long, long before, I'll get p...