LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was going to bake my kid a nice birthday cake, But the supermarket had no eggs, for me to take, I subs some baking soda, It choked my kid ...

The economy is in the sewer, not the gutter, I sold all my golf clubs, including my office putter, To have rent that's nearly free, I mo...

A dragon ate every ear of corn in each field, That greatly reduced the gross domestic cornfield yield, We sent him a kind letter, Asked that...