LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The great Ann Arbor Dragon turned himself into stone, For he ate sixty tons of pure, crunchy human bone, What's acceptable to eat, Is on...

A griz set a bear trap in front of my front door, When J stepped into the bear trap, my foot got sore, I yelled really loud, Didn't attr...

I once had a pet  blood sucker named Pete, Only my blood Pete would eat, And as Pete grew much fatter, I became mad as a hatter, Lack of blo...

Will went out in the forest to carve some wood, Will found a branch, he carved it good, He carved a fighting stick, But a wolf broke it quic...

Along came two cutie bear cubs, They were so cute I gave them intense belly rubs, Then along came their maw, She gave me her claw, The three...

Bears are coming out of their hibernation, Looking for tourists with a Michigan destination, And those bears like to eat, All the fresh tour...