LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

For family dinner, I cooked a small, garden gnome, When I fried his little giblets, he begged to go home, "I'm awful hungry", ...

My home has been overrun by cruel voles, The cruel voles have nefarious goals, They have a bear army, Most vicious, not charmy, Seizing my h...

The fog was so thick, it blinded my eyes, On the road ahead, I did not know what lies, Well, it was a bear, A grizzly affair, The bear pulle...