LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Two marshmallows froze while polishing Santa's sleigh, Santa warned them not to do it, but the marshmallows did it anyway, To warm t...

Mrs. Claus debated what she'd have for dinner on Christmas Day, Then, she saw all those reindeer hitched behind her husband's sleig...

I heard giggles and I knew it weren't me, It was the top cupboard; I climbed up there to see, To my despair, There was an elf living the...

I need jelly in my belly when the snow comes tumbling down, I need jelly in my belly when the snow covers the ground, I need peanut butter t...

PHIL FEARS THE CRITTER OF THE YEAR Phil fears the year of the snake, Those critters make him shake and quake, Bring back the year of the...

Wayland the Smith was the king of all elves, He worked in Detroit making pistons and valves, He got tired one day, From his hard work at ...