LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label ELVES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ELVES. Show all posts
Friday, December 22, 2023

THE MARSHMALLOW ELVES

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Two marshmallows froze while polishing Santa's sleigh, Santa warned them not to do it, but the marshmallows did it anyway, To warm t...
Thursday, December 22, 2022

A VENISON DINNER FOR CHRISTMAS

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Mrs. Claus debated what she'd have for dinner on Christmas Day, Then, she saw all those reindeer hitched behind her husband's sleig...
Monday, December 5, 2022

THE SQUATTING THIEF

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I heard giggles and I knew it weren't me, It was the top cupboard; I climbed up there to see, To my despair, There was an elf living the...
Friday, November 26, 2021

PEANUT BUTTER BREATH AND JELLY

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I need jelly in my belly when the snow comes tumbling down, I need jelly in my belly when the snow covers the ground, I need peanut butter t...
Thursday, February 14, 2013

THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE LIMERICKS

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PHIL FEARS THE CRITTER OF THE YEAR Phil fears the year of the snake, Those critters make him shake and quake, Bring back the year of the...
Sunday, February 12, 2012

WAYLAND THE ELF KING IN DETROIT

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Wayland the Smith was the king of all elves, He worked in Detroit making pistons and valves, He got tired one day, From his hard work at ...
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