LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Where does Santa get his toys? They are made by elves for good girls and boys, And, for boys and girls who are really bad, They get lumps...

I went to Canada to see Santa this year, He was in Sault Ste. Marie, training reindeer, I asked him for a pony, And four cheese macaroni, An...

In the month of August, Santa got an itchy, buggy beard, Santa couldn't go through customs, because his bugs could not get cleared, Down...