LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

All of my big brain was completely locked-in, On getting some sweet, baked beans, out of a tin, It's was a small, rusty can The opener r...

I decided to build my own electric car, brand new To make it light, I used tin foil for the bod, light blue, The batteries for my car, Came ...

In the mornings, it's been bone aching cold, That makes me all grumpy, so I've been told, But it does always warm, Before a big ligh...