LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I signed up to run for politics, but the voters did not like me much, They said my ideas were crazy, and with working folk, I was out of tou...

Uncle Lee ran for parliament, because he thought through parliament, he could rule, There is no parliament in the U.S., he'd have known ...

There was a politician, and his name was Sammy See, He stated he'd do anything to get my vote from me, I said I wanted pickles in a jar,...

I am losing my election, and I'm guessing I must cheat, Nobody likes me, after I gave out some free, pickled meat, My manager, Little To...

I was on the down ballot, on the down ballot way down deep, Running for the coveted office, listed as County Creep, Unopposed was I, But we ...

I went to vote in a primary, And found my choices were binary, Either a one or a zero, No choice for a hero, I should have wasted my tim...

In the election I don't know how to vote, All the politicians just seem so remote, I guess I'll vote for the best dancers, Maybe ...