LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My Easter, holiday,  dinner ham, came from a one pound can, The only invite to my dinner, was my cousin, Dim Dan, We had squash, buttercup, ...

The thing about the marshmallow peeps, When I'm shopping them, I shop for keeps, The day that comes after Sunday, Is the day they call M...

I got a basket full of chocolate eggs, marshmallow peeps and jelly beans, I've never seen so much candy, it was like a basket for kings ...

There once was a sweet rabbit named Randy, He delivered baskets full of candy, Randy hopped into a lion, Randy took off home, just flyin...

The rabbit with the candy basket, was being chased by the bear, The poor rabbit had candy falling from the basket, everywhere, The bear was ...

There was a crazy rabbit that painted chicken eggs, He'd run around and leave them, between old ladies legs, Someone set a rabbit trap, ...

I ordered pizza for dinner on Easter Day, Topped with boiled eggs, ham and, a chocolate bunny display, But, it was so sad, For the boiled...

Sometimes you feel you should write rhymes with Nantucket, I thought so today and then I said "Duck It", Who likes the East anyw...

There once was a rabbit named Sam, He ate Easter eggs with his ham, When he ate some roast beef, His belly had grief, Cause he spiced it...