LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

High priced cereal, Nice box: tastes like sticks and leaves, Trash can smells better. Sugar, Cereal, Yuck! Tastes like very dry grass,...

There was a leprechaun named Sam, He loved his eggs, bacon and ham, He once ate a green bean, It gassed up his small spleen, Then, he re...

There once was a rabbit named Sam, He ate Easter eggs with his ham, When he ate some roast beef, His belly had grief, Cause he spiced it...