LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Donny curled up with a book, He couldn't read but at the pictures he'd look, Now, old Donny is retired, Most say he was fired, Donny...

Donny went swimming and got covered with scabs, Then be foamed at the mouth because he also had rabs, So, Donny was shoved in the car, Drive...

Donny likes to cruelly criticize, Yet, hates reports of his small hand size, Donny is chief amongst grippers, While sitting in squishy diape...

Donny built a snow fort on his golf course, Where'd he get funds, some say Russia was the source, Donny was fearing all the Feds, And, y...

Donny thought he was a macho man, Because he ate pasta from a can, Donny was six times the weight, Of any normal mate, Donny thought each ga...

Donny's Christmas cookies tasted like a toilet that would not flush, Donny said that all complainers should just shut their traps and hu...