LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I opened a store to sell people a quick lunch, I sold cake, sandwiches and ice cold lemon punch, It was downtown Kalkaska, Not the one in Ne...

There was a great fish; a big alpha male, He ate the other fish, from head to tail, His body got stronger, Wider and longer, He choked to de...

Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right, Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight, My toes come in twos, To fit left-right shoes, Shoes ...

Sammy ate pork sausage not quite done, He ate it anyway because he had to run, But it was not funny, When the pork came out runny, While Sam...

Margaret, Margaret what's in the stew? I ate here on Tuesday and came down with the flu, I use to think no stew finer, Than the stew ...

Deep in the forest was where I sat, I had been ate by a bear and that was that, I was now just a big pile of wet bear scat, The bear had pil...

Margaret, Margaret what's in the stew? I ate here on tuesday and came down with the flu, I use to think no stew finer, Than the stew ...

Noah had a chicken,🍗 Noah had a fish,🍤 Noah had some taters,🍟 Noah made a salad dish,💐 Noah had a nice dinner,🍸🍽🍷🍹 Noah had a cute f...

At the diner I ordered a turkey wing, But, instead I got this UO thing, It had beady eyes, Was nibbling on my fries, He said he w...