LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My beautiful blue teddy bear was destroyed by my puppy dog, I told puppy he was very bad, then he dropped a big turd log, I buried Teddy in ...

I found a little fig, It seemed to dance a jig, Was ate by a goat named Tig, Who chewed up my daddy's wig, All, while potatoes I did dig...

All the morel mushrooms were being dug up by feral pigs, So, we went out hunting them, by following their pig digs, But, those clever pigs d...

I brought home an elephant, but I think I'll take him back, The first thing he did was tear the walls off of my shack, Then he knocked d...