LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Kenny had a really big fish, Benny had a can of sweetcorn, They made a sweetcorn-fishy dish, But chowed upon pudding til morn.

I'm having the fruit cocktail with those little sweet red cherries, It tastes even better with a few scrumptious blueberries, Then I add...

My pie safe was filled up with pies, And, the pies were covered with flies, Although my deserts looked like doom, Guests filled my dining...

As I was smoking on my fresh bought greens, I decided to open some canned beans, And found in them a snake, Eating caramel cheesecake, I had...

In winter out in Michigan's deep pine woods, I've lived mostly on canned beans and a lot of dry goods, I've lived in just shac...