LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I made a pie full of strawberries, but the berries were not ripe, The pie was extremely tangy, and everyone had to gripe, That's the las...

I decided to give myself four wishes, The first was that I had sparkling, clean dishes, Next, the toilet would clean flush, Then, I'd ha...

I made a fruitcake, adding berries and cream, It tasted real good, like a taste from a dream, I should have added jelly, For the sweet tooth...

I wanted an ice cream cone, but they make me look fat, So I had my little bro eat one, while I watched and sat, With delicious surprise, The...

I went to the barn and found some moist, chocolate cake, It was laying in hay, still a big piece I did take, It was a trifle bit runny, And ...

When my Halloween pumpkin started to smoke, I put out the fire with my Coke, With a fork, gave Pumpky a little poke, Hoped no curse, he will...

With pots and pans, a dinner I'll make,  Desert will be a choc frosting cake, I'll then have a nightcap, Take a night nap, In the a....