LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I ran my new bicycle into a big maple tree, I lost all my front teeth, and some stored brain cell history, In the hospital bed, I bled, From...

Ben's belly got nausea, when Ben ate too much raspberry pie, Also, seeds got stuck in Ben's cavities, and that made Ben, tear cry, B...

A Venus man came down from his hovering space craft, in the sky, He told me he had chewy candies, and a spaceship I could fly, I went to his...

Mickey's nice teeth had all cavitised, The dentist pulled them all, no surprise, Now Mickey chews with his gums, Has gas in his tummy tu...

I grabbed pliers to fix the tooth that hurt, It broke and the gum gave a blood squirt, So I got some health administration, From an ER vacat...

Sammy had bad tooth decay, Sammy chewed nuts, anyway, When Sammy's. tooth fell out, Sammy gave a pain shout, At least, a dentist Sammy d...

I thought I had a gold tooth that was crusty, Turns out it was tin and went rusty, I was charged for the gold, But, tin I was sold, Couldn...