LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label Dental work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dental work. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 11, 2025

FACE VS THE MAPLE TREE

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I ran my new bicycle into a big maple tree, I lost all my front teeth, and some stored brain cell history, In the hospital bed, I bled, From...
Thursday, September 11, 2025

BEN'S TOOTH FAIRY FLY

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Ben's belly got nausea, when Ben ate too much raspberry pie, Also, seeds got stuck in Ben's cavities, and that made Ben, tear cry, B...
Friday, June 20, 2025

SPACE DOCTOR DDS

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A Venus man came down from his hovering space craft, in the sky, He told me he had chewy candies, and a spaceship I could fly, I went to his...
Tuesday, June 4, 2024

CAVITY EMPTOR

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Mickey's nice teeth had all cavitised, The dentist pulled them all, no surprise, Now Mickey chews with his gums, Has gas in his tummy tu...
Thursday, July 28, 2022

BAD DENTIST

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I grabbed pliers to fix the tooth that hurt, It broke and the gum gave a blood squirt, So I got some health administration, From an ER vacat...
Thursday, June 16, 2022

BAD TOOTH DECAY

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Sammy had bad tooth decay, Sammy chewed nuts, anyway, When Sammy's. tooth fell out, Sammy gave a pain shout, At least, a dentist Sammy d...
Monday, November 22, 2021

CRUSTY, RUSTY MOUTH

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I thought I had a gold tooth that was crusty, Turns out it was tin and went rusty, I was charged for the gold, But, tin I was sold, Couldn...
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