LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The only gift I got Christmas day, was a pine tree full of bugs, When I brought my tree inside, the bugs thawed and fell onto my rugs, Oh, C...

I went to the woods to find animal skulls, for props on Trick Or Treat, I forgot the woods  has lots of coyote, and bones they like to eat, ...

I went outside because I'm so messy, When I deck out my Christmas tree, My brains I soak, With rum and coke, That's why my bulbs are...

Mossy the cow ate my Christmas tree, She knew that I loved it, but she had to spite me, Mossy had a smile, I a frown, But I turned them upsi...