LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I threw a spoon into the air, and a fork came down upon my head, It stuck deep into my skull, and I started to become really dead, The bigge...

Jimmy thought the night was going real nice, Then he got to itching on his head lice, He scratched and bled, By morn he was dead, He was con...

I bought a big gourd for the holidays, it was full of guys, They were ugly, little gnarly bugs, with great big bulging eyes, The bugs attack...

My Venus Fly Trap kills the flies, It even eats the little guys, It is so sad, I feel so bad, I cannot look them in the eyes.

Bears are coming out of their hibernation, Looking for tourists with a Michigan destination, And those bears like to eat, All the fresh tour...