LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

100% of the men who age, will physic change, Their belts will ride down low, in a below the belly range, As their bones shrink smaller, Youn...

The vampire was in his coffin, and it was sitting by the great sea, The coffin was hidden by some bushes, and guarded by a bumblebee, When d...

We're launching our great spacecraft, out to claim planets of the nearest stars, I'm working with a new AI co-pilot, his name is, ...

Icky, Vicky the spider, sat in her spiderweb with her face all in a pout, She had not had any juicy flies to eat; she just sat there drinkin...

The snow piled up on top of the roof, and the whole darn roof came caving in, It made a horrible, terrifying noise, because the roof was mad...

My neighbor sat on my bathroom toilet, and the toilet fell through the floor, My neighbor is threatening a lawsuit, for a million dollars, o...

I was fluttering around like a dizzy, busy bee, Then I fell into a glass cup of hot chamomile tea, I started to cook and drown, But, as I wa...

A big baboon and a little ginger, went on a  fair ride, On a rusty, rickety ferris wheel, they sat side by side, When the wheel fell all apa...

My name is Penny, I'm A bird with a bird nest, A bug laid eggs in my eggs; her babies ate best, The bug flew fast, away, I'll catch ...

There once was a podcaster, and his name was Hot Stew, Hot Stew started podcasting, to have something to do, He made dollars in millions, Th...

A big polar vortex came down after me, That's why I'm buried in an ice and snow sea, I've dug all about, Found no real way out, ...

The doctor said to me, soon I'd be all gone, I would probably not make it, until dawn, Tainted preserve spread, Was making me dead, I...

Someone placed a pretty flower above, on my worn headstone, My body is so rotted, all that's left is my jaw bone, My ghost sometimes wil...