LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was halfway to Mars, when I ran out of space gas, I don't have a way to slow down, so Mars, I will pass, I'll fly to uncharted zon...

Coyotes are after my little terror dog, They may well get him, because he sleeps like a dead log, I made my doggy wear bells, And some skunk...

My big brother was vaporized, out in space, He went calling there, upon an alien race, There was a picture pattern, Way out on planet Saturn...

Some long icicles fell off the barn roof, They knocked poor Jimmy off of his tall hoof, Jimmy needed a warm fire, So he lit up a truck tire,...

When I was young, I lived in the land of fairies, We ate pumpkin seeds, and golden raspberries, We avoided cats and dogs, And all the longer...

I went into the deep, dark woods, and found a big dinosaur leg, It was attached to a dinosaur, sitting on top of an egg, The dinosaur was no...