LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Trina tried to Rat Dance, but mixed up her two, small feet, Then Trina fell, hard down, and got bruises on her seat, Trina shed a tiny tear,...

Doh Dah was a dancer up in Canada, Sault Ste. Marie, Every time Doh Dah danced, the police came to arrest, he, Doh Dah had a club, He leased...

Jim's fancy pants were way too short, So on the dance floor Jim couldn't cavort, Too tight for friend, Willy, The pants were deemed ...

I went back in time to visit my ancestor named Lucy, I found her eating a big gander goosey, She shared her meal, Of goose and oatmeal, Then...