LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Someone broke my pogostick, and J am hooting mad,😡 When I find out who did it, they will be so sad,😭 I'll tell them they smell like fe...

Where do the melted icicles go? Into a river beneath the snow, It runs to the street, Where it wets your feet, And ruins your shoes, and cos...

Someone launched some flying, rocket fireworks, and holy...well, They flew threw my open window, and made a real nasty smell, Then came a fa...

I ordered some packages of pop, The delivery service made a drop, The packages were leaking, A refund I was seeking, Online AI put my reques...

I find that dairy cheese tastes extremely, very good, Cheese tastes much, much better, than any kind of chewy wood, And, I'm a cruel ter...

Canadian smoke fills my mouth and lungs, It's tastes unpleasant, when trading tongues, Each Canadian smoke shower, Makes Honey taste bit...

My little bull terrier, thinks he's a flying dinosaur, He climbs up on the furniture, and jumps four feet or more, He knocked over Uncle...

Jim cannot tell a tomato from a potato, anymore, Those brain cells must have died, when he walked into that door, All the vodka, flavored ch...