LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a rabbit named Randy, He only ate Halloween candy, He got really big, Now he oinks like a pig, And drowns his sorrows with bra...

There was a monster named Lucky, from mars, He liked fancy beer and fast cars, When he was driving too fast, His luck did not last, Now, ...

There was a sweet lady named Lil, She worked down at the bar and grill, She'd do as you please, With more onions and cheese, Her bur...

Three geese went to a party, They had too much to drink, They picked a fight with three bad skunks, And, really made a stink, Three gee...

I thought I found a pint of old gin, So, I emptied the contents of sin, My skin turned real gray, Then, I passed away, For, it was m...

Vincent the bartender didn't think so clear, He used a recipe to poor a cheap beer, Instead of tapping a beer keg, He mixed bourbo...

George celebrated the New Year, By drinking way, way too much beer, He got so sick that he thought he'd die, Meanwhile the months day...

Need rich girlfriend, I play computer games, drink, Need money for both.

Ralphie swore that he’d stay off the drink, It would have gone well except for his girlfriend Ann Klink, She was not real nice, And, with...

Need rich girlfriend, I play computer games, drink, Need money for both.