LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There once was a spider named Clyde, He built spider webs with such pride, Then, down came a great rain, The webs went down the drain, N...

A little dog’s breath was really bad, No one would pet him, rub his belly: so sad, So, the little dog brushed his teeth well, Used a mout...

There was a bulldog named Todd, He drove a bright green hot rod, Todd drove it too fast, Left the road when he passed, Now Todd has a br...

There was a puppy named Dumpy, He got that name because his owner was grumpy, But, Dumpy had a great disposition, That got Dumpy an execu...

I once had a Doberman named Nicky, His name online was Nicky Ickey, He had pictures of steak bones’ And dog bowls colored all tones, And...