LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I thought of eating pears, about mid-week, So, it was off to the store, to pear seek, Well, seekers beware, There were no pears there, I hea...

Benny grabbed a sharp pencil, to work out the, "Theory Of Everything ", But, all he worked out with his pencil, was constipation; ...

I use to have pop culture, but I do not know where the Nell, that went, I use to sing, and dance, and act, and to many venues, I was sent, T...

Every time I catch a trout, it is too dinky, so I throw it back, I want to catch a large keeper, so I can give its head a big rock whack, My...

I had a little basket of flowers,  I thought they gave me supernatural powers, But, when I made spells for some cash, I got a contagious ras...

When young I thought it would happen soon, That I'd be in a top office near the sun and the moon, But, of course that is not so, I...

I shucked a peanut and no nut was there, It was a great disappointment that I could not bare, So, I shucked another, It had no nut like i...