LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I thought that I was being a really good diet boy, I ate only burgers that were made out of common soy, But, my life change diet was handcuf...

Someone ate my pet mosquito, I think it was my frog named Tito, My snake, Mr. Sam Nickels, Ate my rat, Maurice Pickles, I guess everyone is ...

Donny bought a can of Mackerel for a special keto diet, Mackerel tasted just so, so, but Donny thought that he should try it, The mackerel m...