LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Cookie was Santa's favorite reindeer, She always had a joke, and was full of good cheer, And every year, She'd load the sled gear, A...

There was an evil raven in my house; he flew in through my door, He started a conversation, that I decided, best to ignore, Then he pecked u...

I decided to buy a new front door, But, it's too far to the nearest door store, I bought a door through the mail, It was delivered by sn...

My pizza,was covered with dead, little fish, The fish weren't a part of my topping wish, I demanded an exchange,, Which pizza guy did ar...

Pizza Man works really hard for his tips, If he gets none he will puff out his lips, So, get out some bucks, You tight old dumb clucks, ...

The pizza I had delivered, tasted like feet,👣 It was pricy, and I still had to eat,💸🍕🍕 So I shared with a friend,👯 Turned an enemy by t...

Mark the unicorn was a menace to the sleigh, He'd stick his horn through the sides and poke the elves everyday, Mark poked Santa too, Wh...

Santa has a broke red wagon, So on Christmas Eve he'll ride a dragon, And without fail, This dragon tale, Will keep Santa non-stop bragg...