LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out hunting deer on this turkey day, But, all I saw was Bigfoot and here's what he had to say, "Get out of my woods,...

My shotgun exploded in my face, Even though, I had duct tape in place, And, just like last year, The explosion scared off the deer, Mayb...

I decided not to go out and hunt any deer, My blind didn't have cable and just one rabbit ear, So, at home I watched cable, And, dine...

I went out hunting bear, The bear went out hunting me, I dropped my gun and went on the run, But the bear beat me to my RV, I went out ...

I shot a deer that was too small, But, the arresting officer, he stood tall, Now, after six months in jail, I'll get out my mushroom ...

My deer hunting rifle would not shoot, When I pulled the trigger it went "Toot!  Toot!" So, I guess this year, I'll just dr...

I have venison in my freezer,  I have venison on my grill, I've dried venison, I've canned venison, I've powdered veniso...

There was a deer that was completely unseen, He was hiding in branches real thick and real green, To the hunters despair, They saw no dee...

I went deer hunting with just a slingshot, My luck was real good, really not, The shot bounced off of the deer, Got lodged in my ear, An...