LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out on a date, and what did I see, Two long vampire teeth, coming for me, I hate to just whine, But dates found online, Most often, t...

If I had some meme coins, I'd spend them on beautiful you, On your big round red nose, and your eyes, so watery-blue. I'd buy you a ...

She gave me a three foot tall of maybes, when I asked her for a date, Then gave me a two month bout with scabies, she's a zero, I did ra...

Because I ordered them through the mail, My cheese puffs arrived late and were stale, I used them for fish bait, And, caught me a soul mate,...

It was so hot out, Jim's coffee couldn't keep ice, It was so hot out, it killed all Jim's head lice, His girl, Sweet Polly Sue, ...

Donny would sit in his cell, He would scream, he would cry, he would yell, He got stood up on a date, With a prison block mate, And ding don...

Frankie thought he was a charm, Then he snots upon his arm, The girls all say, "Frankie keep away, Your snot might do us harm."

Sherman was,a goody two shoes, every single day, He never lied, never bad things he tried, he was goody all the way, Then he went to band ca...

Mary, Mary liked her dairy, She liked eggs,ice cream and cheese, She could eat ice cream by the gallon, And yet, Mary would never freeze,...