LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Poor old, teenager, Sad Zack, laid crying on his back, Crying over attractiveness, Zackery, did lack, When he talked to girls, He often had ...

I went to Salisbury to eat me some stake, It's served between big buns, best that anyone can bake, With sausage gravy and cheese, For li...

Vic had a toe nail that grew into his toe, He suffered with pain and all kinds of woe, He took out a hammer, Gave a toe a good bammer, T...

Jim's fancy pants were way too short, So on the dance floor Jim couldn't cavort, Too tight for friend, Willy, The pants were deemed ...

I owed money on my phone, So, I had to get a payday loan, No money for meat, I begged for bone, Lost the car and slept on stone, All to send...