LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My lettuce was all covered with nasty, slimy slugs, My tomatoes were hollowed by chewing beetle bogs,  My pickles in the weeds, The birds pi...

Barry owns a beastie and Barry named him Little Lee, Barry found Little Lee in the swamps, eating tic and flea, Do not know where to begin, ...

Wheezy the cunning barn cat, met Perky the perfect perch, Wheezy pounced on and ate perky, then resumed her pond search, Then, Wheezy met co...

I thought the bugs were lying there dead but they were only sleeping, When in the morn the room started to warm, the bugs began a creeping, ...

Parasites United were living in my curly hair, They ate up every single root, until my head was bear, Although they done me wrong, I regaled...

Chicken wire is the thing, To guard my tulips in the spring, The rabbit will bite, But, if the wire is tight, He'll just bite wi...