LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My doctor told me I was a werewolf, and there is nothing he can do, Forever, I'll be howling at the moon, whenever it is full or new, I ...

Late at night, something scratched at my window, while I laid in bed, I ignored it for a while, then it was scratching on my head, It was a ...

I kissed a blue dragon, and it stung me on the lips, I swear that the poison went straight to my hips, It hurt my hips bad, My eyes teared u...

Hey, little guy with the big, high dome, I understand they call you a gnome, I wish you'd leave and go home, Instead around my garden, y...