LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I just realized that I am in an "ooh, ooh" economy, It feels worse than when I had my court ordered lobotomy, Rib roast prices are...

All financial schemes are doing a crumble, While all of my stocks, tumble, tumble, tumble, I'm vacating, the here, Gonna drink some root...

I took a trip to old Kalamazoo, I got on a little plane, so I flew, We got stuck in a tree, The small plane, crew and me, I jumped to the gr...

I was high in the sky with my little plane, When the sky decided to have a plane drain, I raced to the ground, And made a "BOOM!" ...