LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

We rurals  are celebrating the fall, by a mass roasting of corn, Some want a pig, but I've been hungry for veal, since that new calf was...

There was an old fella known by most as, Fred, He was found face down in a stream, drowned and dead, Fred hit his big head, On a hard rock b...

They played so fast their brand new banjos caught on fire, The fire was so very hot it melted every wire, Now the banjos must cool down, So ...