LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I came down with a case of severe pox, I caught it from my new cereal box, There's pox in all the stores, In the ceilings and floors, I ...

I bought a can of dill pickles from an online superstore, I received my can of dill pickles, in it is something more, It has six legs, Legs ...

I got out my teacup, and in it were ten black mousey turds, I needed drink for sup, and the little turds overtook all words, I bleached out ...

I found my old fly swatter, and swatted a million flies, Their guts flew into all my food, and that was a surprise, There were guts in the r...

When the restaurant ran out of toilet paper, everyone rinsed in the sink, When the sink was full and smelly, they used the fountain where we...

There once was a jumping stinky bug, named Terry, He jumped and would poop on every blueberry, Terry did it all really quick, So, no matter ...