LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label Contamination. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Contamination. Show all posts
Thursday, December 18, 2025

POX = DETOX

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I came down with a case of severe pox, I caught it from my new cereal box, There's pox in all the stores, In the ceilings and floors, I ...
Sunday, April 21, 2024

A BUG IN MY DILLS

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I bought a can of dill pickles from an online superstore, I received my can of dill pickles, in it is something more, It has six legs, Legs ...
Monday, March 18, 2024

TURDS, NO WORDS, HOT TEA AND BIRDS

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I got out my teacup, and in it were ten black mousey turds, I needed drink for sup, and the little turds overtook all words, I bleached out ...
Friday, March 15, 2024

SWATTER HOUSE FLIES

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I found my old fly swatter, and swatted a million flies, Their guts flew into all my food, and that was a surprise, There were guts in the r...
Wednesday, September 27, 2023

TOILET PAPER VERSUS RINSING.

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When the restaurant ran out of toilet paper, everyone rinsed in the sink, When the sink was full and smelly, they used the fountain where we...
Saturday, September 2, 2023

TERRY STINKY BUG

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There once was a jumping stinky bug, named Terry, He jumped and would poop on every blueberry, Terry did it all really quick, So, no matter ...
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