LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I baked some strawberry-rhubarb pie, Instead of wheat flour, I subed rye, Rye is more healthy, you know, Rye helps bowels open, and flow, On...

There were two little white bunnies, and they each ate too much tasty cheese, They could not go to the bathroom, and felt a real general une...

Poor old Professor Max, He consumed way too much lax, He is stuck to his thrown, Calling for help on his phone, While his bowels play Yacket...

Leon's doctor said, Leon's guts were tied up in knots, He said food in Leon's belly, just lays there and rots, He said Leon hadn...

Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound, Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around, Churba likes to eat cheddar...

All the people are oh so pensive, Because toilet paper is so expensive, The financial frustration, Has caused herd constipation, With flagel...