LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label Constipation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Constipation. Show all posts
Monday, May 19, 2025

BAKING FOR OPEN WIDE BOWELS

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I baked some strawberry-rhubarb pie, Instead of wheat flour, I subed rye, Rye is more healthy, you know, Rye helps bowels open, and flow, On...
Thursday, March 28, 2024

FROM EASTER BUNNIES TO BEES

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There were two little white bunnies, and they each ate too much tasty cheese, They could not go to the bathroom, and felt a real general une...
Saturday, December 16, 2023

A LAXATIVE AND THE THROWN

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Poor old Professor Max, He consumed way too much lax, He is stuck to his thrown, Calling for help on his phone, While his bowels play Yacket...
Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Leon's DOCTOR SAID

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Leon's doctor said, Leon's guts were tied up in knots, He said food in Leon's belly, just lays there and rots, He said Leon hadn...
Sunday, July 9, 2023

THE LITTLE BIRD NAMED CHURBA

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Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound, Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around, Churba likes to eat cheddar...
Wednesday, April 14, 2021

WHEN THE PRICE OF TOILET PAPER IS JUST TOO HIGH

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All the people are oh so pensive, Because toilet paper is so expensive, The financial frustration, Has caused herd constipation, With flagel...
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