LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I played a trumpet solo at a theatre in Western Maine, No audience showed up, so I felt intense, rejection pain, The concert tickets were fr...

The valves on my euphonium were turning, sort of a green, I hard polished to get those valves looking chic, metallic clean, The band leader ...

I had a little commute, To the concert hall to play my toot toot, But to my despair, Nobody was there, It seems the promoter had got the boo...

I went to the "Country of the Blind," where the one-eyed man, he sings, But, he didn't sing for nothing and you had to pay wit...