LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I cannot call it social media, because I get blocked all the time, How can I be real social, when each thing I say, is an internet crime, I ...

I entered a town, where everyone must be a Boomer, You had to be at least 60, to become a rent roomer, They play lame video games, all day, ...

My next door neighbor's index finger, got stuck in much deeper, than it looks, My neighbor got caught digging out deep, dark boogers, us...