LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The last penny I own, I threw into the sea, To sink to the starfish, to keep its company, The dollar is the new penny, I do not have very ma...

I caught and gutted a big catfish, and found something there, It was a nine dollar gold piece, and it was very rare, I was on the noon news,...

I found grandma's silver dimes, that I had hid in an old shoe box, She asked me to take them, so she'd have no means to wreck detox,...